I don't think he knows what shame means anymore. He gave some bar slut his sisters Tiffanys necklace, in exchange for anal.
She told me my pubes were as soft as "fine wool"
i looked at my phone & had a message that said "tell your friend she needs to clean my livingroom, i dont appreciate her trying to turn it into a bubblebath." I give you probs.
the bruise you left on my ass looks like africa. the other just looks like a hand.
Last I remember we played rock paper scissors for who would fuck the guy with cowboy boots on and I won..
Last time i was there we saw the window of the pizza place we were at get busted, we were pulled out of a taxi to be questioned by the cops, and we peed outside a waffle house. I'm in.
Wait. Did you let me snort wine last night cause I wanted to smell jesus's blood?
Yes. I have pictures. Your soul is mine.
How interesting! I'm adding this to my list of things to discuss with you between fucks.
Ive only just recently decided that NOT fucking you would be best for both of us.
I'm high and dancing to practical magic. Your needs for my penis can wait.
Okay let's look at your past accomplishments you've done hungover... Sat great score, academic decathlon, state for track. I think you are solid to go out tonight
you got coffee,laid,and a sandwich. that never happens when I work
So I can officially say that someone has licked whipped cream off my nipples. Go senior year
I had to bail out of the tour de Franzia because I have class Saturday morning. Grad school is ruining my life
"my nose is broken but I'm beer pong champ so it evens out really"