Will you still be my friend if I read and enjoyed Twilight?
No
you want my honest opinion? I'm sure refering to her vagina as the "bat cave" was your first mistake.
We were squawking at each other for over an hour like chickens. Literally. Never touching the stuff again and never again showing my face at that Denny's.
you kind of just crawled on top of him. that was the point at which i became concerned with how drunk you were.
Is there a reason why the cops knew her name as they were chasing her?
the taxi driver actually pulled over to let us moon a house full of people
downstairs . braiding the drunk passed out girls hair, she will thank us In the morning
Wow. A quad shot of peppermint schnapps. I feel like I just deep throated a candy cane. Best 21st ever.
If I end up married to you I better get lots of orgasms to help me forget I failed at life.
When I said 'i love my boyfriend' I didn't mean 'send me a picture of your penis'.
So, we estimated there is at least 40 pounds of boob in our house.
Dave when you find that upper decker at your house its from me but its for Jill not you
I like to think it's an accomplishment that I can relate my life to a T-pain song
What we have is to special to throw away over a woman who spreads her butt cheeks on a pool table for me...
this makes me concerned. not enough to actually do anything about it, but yeah.
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