You were right. It hurts to walk today.
i walked into the first stall,, but there was no paper, so i'm in the other one. a little kid is in the one without paper now and is making a lot of noise. curious how this'll turn out for him.
see if i had a dick i'd definitely smack people in the face with it
he's werid. hell kiss me after i go down on him but he wont kiss me after i eat anything with mustard.
It's so cute when the exchange student uses "blowjob" as a verb.
I am at the point where deciding not to drink alone is worth a rocky music montage in and of itself.
There was just way too much discussion about my penis at that party
All is not lost. The bondage chair came with repair seals and glue. It's like the knewwwwwww this would happen.
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
We were in the middle of a serious discussion about social justice and he pulled sequins out of his teeth and kept talking like nothing had happened.
I woke up with my vibrator in my bed so I'm assuming I had a decent night.
He's a cop. Do you know how many times I've said fuck the police? This is my chance. I'm taking it.
Yea...Let's just say I gave her the best 3 and half minutes of her life then she took a 40 minute cab ride home that she paid for...
and please, if you feel the urge to call me crying tomorrow night, do so. i will be home bored and sober.
Literally just stood behind a guy in line at Walmart get his card declined when he attempted to purchase condoms. That's rock bottom.
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