you want me
i'd rather choke on a dick.
saw him outside... he got fatter, i got blonder. the winner is obvious.
he shattered multiple jars of jelly against his roommates doors last night. this morning the asian one wouldn't even talk to him because he thought he was gonna get beaten up
Let's get back to talking about you giving me a blow job.
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sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
I'm literally partying with O.J. Simpson's son right now. I don't know what to make of this.
Let's just go topless and paint glitter over our nipples who the fuck cares
I feel like I've been drunk all of June. And I am in NO WAY ashamed about it.
It's like a bag of dicks covered in taint sweat pounding a pregnant baby walrus.
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When someone comes out of your vagina and stomps on your dreams, you'll understand.
I got whiskey, so I think the blizzard and I are at an even match
He's hitting it raw. Might as well stick his dick in a vat of SARS at this point.
There is a special place in hell for people who only eat the center of the pot brownies.
He's gonna turn my vagina into the Sahara desert
I want sex. When is an appropriate time post funeral to ask for something like that. Like when it gets dark out?
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