I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
our drinking schedule never changed, we just drank at work.
dont like to call her my roomate, too cordial. i refer to her as the whore that was assigned to live with me
And we started making out. She asked me to pick a number between 1 and 10. I said 6. She took me to her room. A few minutes later I wasnt a virgin. DUDE I WAS GOING TO SAY 2.
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO LOOK FUCKABLE IN AN ALL NEON SPANDEX JUMPSUIT?
We tried. It's impossible to cum while bouncing on a trampoline. It's like trying to sneeze while keeping your eyes open.
Guess whose mug shot is NOT on the Internet anymore?!?!
take 2 Ambien then drink a Red Bull and watch Alice in Wonderland. Trust me.
I have never smelled more like a drunk mariachi band than I do right now.
I asked if anyone's pants felt wet on the bottom, like a half hour after mine did. I had just peed my pants i had gotten so high no biggie
This morning was so rough I can't even. I was cutting up vegetables for my omelet on the floor. THE FLOOR. I sat on the floor because I felt like I was gonna vom.
I remember puking but I don't remember where. PSA: don't go barefoot around the house
i need some magic done to my vagina
You wanna come over?
Too high to be booty called. My cereal is growing hair.
He's such a jerk. If only his penis was attached to someone else
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