Drawing on your hand and calling it yenifer lopez doesn't count!
Let's pretend this is a good idea before I change my mind.
i just saw a man pushing two thirtys of beers in a stroller while his little kid ran to keep up. father of the year
after he gave me a diploma for giving him amazing head, getting a regular diploma isnt all that cool.
I think he'd cut a tree down for me. He's from North Dakota. That's something hot guys do there, right?
He's like the houdini of condoms. I never even realized he put one on before we fucked. he's magical.
I guess I'll put a green shirt on. Also, I just snorted some protein shake power. That doesn't have anything to do with St. Patrick's Day. I just wanted you to know in case i die.
Just filled the brita up in the bathtub because we couldn't get it into the sink.
After he finished going down on me he came up from under the covers, threw his hands into the air and shouted "take that lesbians!" and finished with "and we have dicks!"
You said something about how beautiful my pockets were, then walked away.
Yes talking about pockets is classic me.
It's meant to be, Cynthia. You, him, and your developed breasts are meant for each other.
I wish I got like a congrats basket for being a responsible sexually active member of society complete with condoms, tissues and lollipops.
Are you texting, crying and driving?
And missing part of my eyebrow. Correct that is the description one would give of me at the moment.
I just fell off a roof. So I'm kinda chillin for a minute.
Did I put a bunch of spaghetti on you and then eat it off?!?
That you did
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