erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
I am now Facebook friends with Donkey Lips from Salute Your Shorts
You were waisted for 48 hours and the only 3 words you said were yup, sure, and michigan
Why the fuck is the royal wedding at 4am. That is obviously not the most appropriate time to drink during finals. It's like I'm bound to fail, by royal decree.
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My number one goal in life is to find out who can fill a keg with Popov
Lets just say my thoughts when getting dressed this morning was "vagina friendly" options
Can we talk about how she only slept with you because you remind her of a member of a K-pop group?
so this maintenance guy stood at the corner of my cubical and scratched his balls for like a full minute cause he thought no one could see him
She said she was sober from drugs for a week. All I heard was Kenny Loggins singing Danger Zone.
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Nothing like sitting at your midterm pissed at yourself because you put your graphing calculator batteries in your vibrator and forgot to put them back in before the exam 😑
ITS THE CIIIIIIRCLE OF SLUUUUUUUTS
In this house, we have but one simple rule: DONT FUCKIN TOUCH MY STUFF OR I'LL CUT YOUR NECK IN UR SLEEP
To the woman who just heard me unscrew my flask in the Denny's women's bathroom at 10am: discretion isn't required but greatly appreciated.
Did you at least share?
And by "sexually intimate," you mean fuck buddies?
-367$ and a torn scrotum.. Panama wins
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