Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
in the car goin home for fam dinner and he is silent... i think he realized how big of a whore his little sister is
just took my exes job. there should be an award for how many times I've managed to fuck that girl's life
I incognito puked under the VIP table. Did Jersey proud.
I JUST SAW A SIGN LANGUAGE CATFIGHT
Its like the unofficial aniversary of the loss of her virginity. And I will be giving tours of the spot they did it in and showing how I'm serious when I say the grass doesn't grow there anymore.
Finished sriting an apology letter to my liver 2 weeks before st. Patricks game on
Awee what are you going to name your new dog?
What dog?
Also this guy fingered me at the bar and then gave me his card
He was so fat that he broke two of my ribs
Maybe it's time to stop screaming I'm a chubby chaser every time you enter a drinking establishment
Also a shrinking boner emoji would be helpful
What the fuck i just wanna eat my froot loops and sext in peace. Y'all motherfuckers gotta be loud as shit and break my concentration
I mean, I'm not upset that HE's getting married, I'm upset his penis has to go through with it by default
SPICY FOODS AND BLOWJOBS DON'T MIX.
YOU SAID YOU'D TRY ANYTHING ONCE YOU LIAR
I would totally suck a dick for some poutine right now
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