handjob tips. give me some.
can you explain why there is a dead rabbit in my front seat?
idk, I had a turtle in mine.
Holy shit. Do you realize what this means? Officially all of my ex-bfs are either dead or gay
She spent a lot of time to get her cleavage to look that good. It would be rude not to stare. It shows you are paying attention. Chicks dig that.
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We welcome drunken adversity.
With open legs.
We went rollerblading down high street singing "Free Falling"in ketchup and mustard costumes. A car full of guys drove by and yelled out their window "Need a hot dog with that?!" Naturally, we woke up at their apartment.
Just made a beer run. At 9am. In my pjs. I should not be graduating today
Woke up in the middle of my kitchen clutching a cheesy gordita crunch
so serious though like its almost like I'm playing a game that's my life and Im always losing
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I basically have sex lined up for me in three different countries. If that's not a feat I don't know what is
No, gay couples have the same problems straight ones do; I wish that we could go back to the days when he would shit with the door closed.
You need to stop leading guys on at bars - you're a lesbian.
And now I'm a lesbian with better self-esteem.
because he's a firefighter, wouldn't sleeping with him be like saying thank you to the community?
Well, I ruined his toilet and he's still completely okay with me. Plus, it took him like a week to tell me.
If a girl I didn't love ruined my toilet I don't think I'd stick around.
He deliberately gets me high because he knows I fuck better and then I make food for two. I don't know if I should feel mad or proud of him for thinking that far.
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