I hope mine doesn't look like that
this girl looks like the female version of brooke hogan
there's only 1 girl at Mount St Mary that's a virgin. the Mary statue standing outside
I took a picture of his ID so i could remember how to spell his last name and facebook stalk him later...I think he saw me do it
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We just licked a sour creme and onion chip for salt for a tequila shot. Our vacation has officially begun.
If Megan asks I spilled my water water all over her. I pissed on your roommate. You're welcome. I expect you to keep that on the down low. Seriously tell her the water thing
He was visibly upset that you'd rather eat nachos than have sex with him.
I miss the time when Mondays weren't the new Thursdays. I can't drink like my 17 year old self anymore.
Maybe I'll just get really drunk on valentines day and tell him I think his penis is small
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Hahahaaa There's this one girl crying hysterically and wrapped around (i believe) her ex's leg. He's trying to shake her off without spilling his beer. This is fucking priceless.
You were holding up a boot and yelling boot gang
no, she just came home, mumbled about being a gerbil out of water then ate half cooked chicken nuggets.. normal night
N.C. cops just used a megaphone to tell me I have a slutty outfit. My life is complete.
I faked an orgasm during phone sex last night. This relationship is starting to become real.
I woke up with Pop Rocks stuck to my ass
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