so he just left - touched my cheek like he was gona kiss me and then gave me a fist bump?
Buying beer for freshmen. No matter what they ask for, I'm getting them Colt 45.
I'm so high, I forgot to harvest my farmville crops....noooooooo.
Worst stoner tragedy.
her parents were awake and in the next room. i think i deserve a big fucking medal for that orgasm.
all i seem to do anymore is lay around stoned, naked and eating mangoes
i swear to god. if they dont have practically DTF written on their foreheads, or a glowstick in their hands, strictly no entry.
They have chocolate covered tequila candy at work. This is not a drill. May be drunk by noon.
Dude I'm riding a fucking tortoise this is awesome you should come with me more often
I've hit an all time low I just sent a boob pict to fat Randall the one I gave a partial bj to a year a a half ago
I guess I'm open to more types of dick now
AND WHAT FELONIES DID I MISS OUT ON WHILE SLUMBERING!?
Drunkenly making hamburger helper. I just whispered "I can't wait to have you in my mouth."
I legit feel like I had sex with Joey Fatone. Is that weird?
He doesn't like Sabbath and that alone is a GIANT red flag. Learn from my experiences and never, I mean NEVER associate with people that hate Black Sabbath and Motörhead.
We get up to three toppings. Dignity is not one of them.
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