I think i really like him...he was super cuddly and kept me company.
stop. you already have a dog
two pink lines on a pregnancy test is bad, isn't it?
only if you didn't want to fuck up your life.
Getting blown during the Cavs game doesn't make it any less depressing.
It went from cuddling and watching blood diamond to watching the three of them snort an entire $80 bag of blow off the coffee table
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Something about a hand job in a car doesn't scream girlfriend
Oh my god I forgot there were Band-Aids on my nipples
It's a delicate game of how much porn can I look at without the other interns noticing.
BTW rolling him off the couch and onto that tarp was pure genius. He definitely pissed himself last night.
I just started the bonfire using a tampon. Who knew they could have multiple uses?
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sorry for the random call. He stopped mid-sex because he wanted confirmation that I was really a reverend.
CAPS.LOCK.AND.SPACEBAR.ARE.BROKEN.
Hate my fucking roommates.... Seriously, who the FUCK peels potatoes in the bathroom sink?!
This is a hot dog holiday. I intend to do my part for the processed meat workers of this great union.
I need to take my iPad to the Apple store (when this is all over). Do I need to delete all my dick pics/videos or are they used to stumbling across that sort of thing?
Drinking is such a hassle. I wish I could just press a button and be drunk.
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