I want to walk on stilts...naked
We are taking shots for every green Lon-Capa box we get for the homework.
Before you say anything, my vagine does NOT discriminate against young dads
My roomate asked me why she found condoms in the pringles container. I don't know what to tell her
I cant believe you went home with her.. Your poor immune system and the shit you put it through.
google maps should a have a setting for this. like I AM ABANDONING EVERYTHING TO MEET A GIRL WHO IS 10 HOURS OF MILES AWAY. HOW DO WE DO THIS OPTIMALLY?
Found your counterpart from cali. Walked into the bar we were in with milk and a donut, ordered a beer and said anything his group wanted was on his tab....dangerous
SEX BINGO!
Canadian or clown?
get your sex hands out of my capn crunch
I just want to drink bourbon and have sex and then eat like, a Christmas cookie.
My concern for you and peanut butter is the reason I am still awake.
How you doing tonight? I got my butthole licked so i cant complain.
He told me he was cooking me a special dinner tonight. His "five star meal" was popcorn in champagne glasses, and chic fil a sauce in jello shot containers to dip the popcorn in. He still tries to convince me he doesn't smoke weed anymore.
I'm not sure of this happened or if it was just a dream... But I vividly remember you walking down the street naked?
No actually I had socks on...
I just woke up with a cowboy hat on my face and a playboy from the 90s on my chest
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