Just wanted to let you know that if you need my services as a male dancer for his birthday, let me kno so I can clear my schedule
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Babe...You're really smothering me right now
when a 14 year old is judging you, you know you've had too much to drink
we drove through mcdonalds and ordered everything on the dollar menu. We told the workers that were making Super Size Me 2, drove away without paying and told them to bill our producer.
Then we all started singing, "Our house, in the middle of the street. Our house, fucks a lot of freshman meat". It was magical.
You are the only person I know that goes to a bar enough to charge your iPhone there....
Totally clawed myself in the face during sex. I can die happy?
We got to his house, cuddled while watching game of thrones, then fucked during the repeat airing.
Omg. I just remembered my underwear is in my wallet
whenever i get involved w someone i'm gonna give you their number to testify to the fact that they should not fall in love with me
not that i'm not about exploiting men for money
I wish u could call a dildo. Like you do a missing cell phone.
is it bad that there is a girl in my bed right now and the only thing i can think about is the fect that its after 3am which means i cant order jimmyjohns unitll tomorrow?
i am not an asshole. i paid for her to take a cab home.
dude, we were in ann arbor. she's from cincinnati. ten bucks didn't even get her back on I-94. i maintain my position. you are indeed an asshole.
Noooo no no no no. She scares me. She means business. She wore a diaper when we went to the bar.
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