Def gonna have stinky sex sometime soon. GOT TO! she has eligible friends for you, as well.
After we had sex, she played this little piggy with my toes
i wish i could just chop off my fat with a knife..i would rather endure that than work out
I knew you were drunk when you poured scotch on a croissant and ate it.
ill do whatever it takes for me to get more high and eat pie
Just grabbing my bra from a history teacher's desk in the Humanities building. Maybe I should stop drinking on weeknights
I think it may of been me pulling down my pants is why she walked away.
I can only take thier stupid "I think beauty school is for me" routine so long until I have to bitch slap them with some knowledge
well, at the moment I'm sleeping in someone's closet in a buzzlightyear snuggie, so I can't judge,
I'm going to fake an anxiety attack to get to the front of the line. Save me some brisket.
There is a guy in class using a wine bottle as a water bottle. Welcome to the Faculty of Environment.
I apologize in advance for the number of sex toys drying on the bathroom sink.
He told me he needed "space" but then goes and likes my insta of panacakes.. Done.
Haha we both slept with guys named Brad born on may 1st. This is a proud day for sisters.
I've never had to say don't judge me for chip clips in the shower before
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