So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
.....so he has a son. Josh. That is not his roommate
They pulled him over whille he had a fish tank full of beer in his front seat. He told them it coudn't count as an open container cause the top was on it.
Then they all walked away with the drinks I bought them, and the fat one slapped me in the face. I left and my car had been towed. Worst night ever.
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I'm still tasting pancake mix. I think this may actually be a serious medical problem...
i think maybe i'll just not watch it. i'd rather not think of you as a magical transforming set of dick holes.
You screamed "I NEED TO GET THE WHOLE SET!" and then proceeded to try touching everyone's balls in the room
Of course the first guy who sees my nipple piercings is a Catholic from Nebraska who won't do anything but dry hump me.
He's beautiful. His facial hair makes me wanna cum in it
Ew, no. But yeah I feel the same
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Hey you're my best friend, I'm sorry I picked my vagina over my heart last night.
Her tramp stamp said call me maybe. You should have run for the nearest decontamination shower immediately.
I told some guy on tinder, that apparently has a prosthetic leg, that I think we started off on the wrong foot. I hate myself...
Well I've consulted some psychics but they keep saying all they hear in my head is screaming and all they see in my future is pool noodles and cheese dip?
Can you come unlock the door? I just peed myself on the porch.
Definitely went down on him last night while he was wearing a cape. He randomly kept swirling it around me and "revealing me" in the mirror like a magic trick. I'm not even a little upset, it's fun fucking younger guys.
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