kristin has been a bad kristin
What kind of friend are you? You don't even blackout anymore.
just asked if they'd gift wrap go-go taquitos for you at 7-eleven
nothing like a tattoo of a large eagle attacking a small eagle whos attacking a shark to bond to siblings together for life
Yea he doesn't really know about any of this yet but my game plan is to keep wowing him with my vagina and cooking skills. It's up too future me to handle the rest.
Day drinking is so dangerous way too many construction workers out there to flirt with
Day 1 of the Fuck Your Ex weekend has been productive. Already boned Steph and we're both still glad we arnt together anymore.
Not sure how a movie about Jesus has managed to make me feel insecure about my boobs but it has.
Dude. He almost took three different girls home, all while dressed up as Amy Winehouse. If he goes as Kurt Cobain next weekend, we're screwed.
He stopped in the middle of us banging in order to check in for his Southwest flight.
I'm not over that dildo rifle story. I don't think I ever will be.
Which sister was it? The one I accidentally hit when my shoe flew off or the one I ate candy off of when we were high?
Nothing says happy Monday quite like coffee and oral sex.
I sit across from him at graduation so I get to stare at him and think about how I fucked his step brother and laugh to myself
I was peer pressured into smoking weed by a bunch of LGBTQ teenagers
Randomize
