I had to get a ride home from that girl that slept with 3/4 of the band
So all semester this guy and girl have been talking, and today is the last class and we are doing nothing. I would have skipped but I want to see if he seals the deal or pusses out. It's like a season finale.
i called her out for picking her nose in public and he still wonders why i don't like her!
do people really wait til 5 oclock to start drinking in real life?
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I find it ironic that im starting my birth control on mothers day.
she was stripping to whiskey lullaby. most depressed boner.
I figured out that he lasts longer when I rap during sex. He made it all the way through "Love the Way you Lie"
he was very distressed by my statements that there could have been balls on shoulders without awareness
Yes stubble LOOKS hot but factor in his shitty bj skills and I might as well have jacked off with apricot scrub
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Someone snapchat me a pic of you topless laying on the bar with Scotty pouring a bottle of tequila down your throat. IT'S NOT EVEN ELEVEN YET.
School starts next week
I just talked this guy out of hooking up with me and gave him relationship advice. Am I a good person now?
and then I said "oh, I see the price of Plan B has gone up". and the pharmacist looked at me very sadly. I was just trying to make conversation.
I don't care how hot she was. She didn't like Scooby Doo and I don't fuck with that.
I'm seeing how far I can grow my leg hair out before Jason will say anything. I'm up to an inch
He gave us beer and shots and made us pizza in his brick oven before firing a handgun into the air to signal it was time to give us a ride in his inflatable raft to the bars.
He's like a mythological figure
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