What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
If you want to dance with a less than stellar Asian chick, I have just the girl for you.
Good to know: if a hot girls asks to go back to my place, she probably just needs to vomit all over my bathroom
drunk me just left notes all around the apt to remind shitfaced me that i have mashed potatoes in the fridge. do not take them down if you come home before me.
its not thanksgiving till you and grandpa shotgun beers out in the shed, and lose
No that's sign language, not a drinking game. I tried to join
How do you set tits on fire ? I swear her tits were on fire.
We were eating hotdog buns dipped in French onion dip in lawn chairs at 4am. That drunk
Told him I'd blow him in the bathroom. There was a giant window everyone was looking thru. He whipped it out n I burst out laughing n walked away. Even blackout drunk I set the bar high. You should be proud.
Yes, I have your ice luge mold. I'll do a prisoner exchange for the beer bong
We watched scrubs, then I got a shower blowjob which led to shower sex and the living room floor sex. Now she's baking cookies. I may not be studying, but I'm doing something right.
I threw up in my closet when I was hammered last night. Like a fucking toddler. I can't play with the grow ups.
I could definitely fill a shot glass w my cum
please don't
You could totally spank that new found Catholicism out of him.
I'm eating a bagel on the toilet and watching porn. Trust me, I've got my priorities straight.
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