we have officially lost it.
Last nIght I drank wIth the new guy from fellowshIp & my pastor I've known sInce I was 7. It was agreed by them that I had nIce tIts. I'm not weIrded out In fact I'm flattered...
I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
What can i say, inner beauty is great but it makes a hard picture to jack off to
while we were having sex she stopped and said, "god is always watching". Then she started again with no other words said. We were fucked up.
So i know you wont get this until you land, but if i'm late its cause i was having sex. being blunt and hope that explains things.
I just undressed him with my eyes. And gave him a 10 inch penis. I hope its true.
I already wrote the apology to my liver. He knows whats up
So as your former husband, I get to give you away at the wedding right?
I hopped in a random dudes car outside the strip club at 3pm on a Sunday and said "Follow that car!"
It's Been a while since I puked in vomit bush. I hope it doesn't feel neglected
Can you please explain to me why there are 7 bags of tacos in my bed?
If my plane goes down do me a favor. Break into my house and get the batman costume and swing out of my bedroom.
You came in, yelled 'i am from the future' then puked all over the floor
Whats a little breast milk between friends?
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