I like you better when you drink
I like you better when I drink too
At first I felt shameful, waking up naked next to a box of oreos and half a can of cake frosting...then I realized, this could be a bigger discovery than Atlantis.
You don't even understand how penises react in the cold. I'm like a 8 year old boy right now.
I'm in the library if you wanna come give me library head.
aw he's cute...not in a i wanna rip his clothes off way more of a put him in my pocket and keep him as a pet
And occasionally lick whipped cream off them abs
Exactly.
Um I just overheard that the new guy spent a month in jail. Obvi another great hire.
I an in a belgian bar and i cant understand shit. Trying to talk to strangers. Getting drunk until we all speak the same language. Brace for updates.
If your relationships aren't working out because she doesn't have a penis THEN maybe you should give dudes another go
At the same time that I bought plan b I got some Girl Scout cookies too. It's not a total loss for you.
Is it rude to ask for an autograph after giving him a blowjob in their hotel's hot tub?
that's the second time I've left that bar and slept with the person that's driven my car. thank god I don't take cabs..
My concern for you and peanut butter is the reason I am still awake.
This is the difference between me and him; he buys you flowers, I buy you a dildo
I just found vampire teeth and a moustache in my purse. do you know why?
Ya that dick wasn't worth burning a perfectly good pizza.
You live and learn.
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