i just saw a man pushing two thirtys of beers in a stroller while his little kid ran to keep up. father of the year
I woke up to blood crusted on my face. I don't understand
team rage. no explanation necessary
We have a drunken confused pantless man in our apt. Boots.
I'm trying not to drink. I may fall down if I move. This is bad. I had everclear before the bar. Oh no. Oh no. Breathe. Breathe. Breathe.
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This bowl of cereal would be the size of a giant's bowl-piece. It's. that. big.
How much did you smoke??
and then she started to quack like a duck and u started throwing bread at her
fat people need to stop using the handicapped bathroom stall so I can have sex in it. it's common logic
I think this girl gave me a handjob thinking that I would help her with her cell phone bill
omg. that's awesome
She sucked my dick and I swear I almost had to send a search party into her mouth to find it. IT WAS THAT AMAZING.
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Yep I can make a seagull sound. It's identical. I tried it. They thought I was talking to them. It's pretty cool.
If I do nothing else today, the fact that I talked you into this is achievement in itself.
Just followed a blind kid around for 20 minutes to see how awesome his guide dog was. And he was pretty fucking awesome
God, please protect all woman from micro-penises
and you fell through a lawn chair
So you realized he wasn't actually cheating on you and now you're trying to unfuck things. Or in this case unfuck Tom.
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