I wanna dance tonight. i just wanna grind my ass in some man's dick.
I imagine my 13 hours of sleep after my 3 day upper bender was similar to Jesus rising from the dead.
The dog threw up again, this time IN the toilet. I've taught him well.
I was unaware that a tutu and pasties was appropriate attire to this
She bellyflopped onto the poolside bar, broke one wine bottle, and stole another...the resort staff just frowned and cleaned up her mess.
I miss the good ol' days when we would yell at strangers from your balcony while wearing our mexican ponchos in the middle of the day.
what ever happened to our old dealer?
Did u smell a guys dreadlocks in the McDonald's drive thru line last night or did I dream that?
On a scale of one to liver failure, how bad would it be if I played thunderstruck alone?
I want to get back to junior year skinny- without all the drugs.
Not my type, but the penis looks fun.
New low. I just threw up in the shower at 4pm. Nothing like leaving behind my 20s with class.
School starts Thursday. Don't fling yourself out of the car to throw up screaming "classy" before I park this time.
It's a new year.
I'm surprised this is your first encounter with pepper spray. surprised, and somewhat proud.
11:30pm - Shots together. 12:15pm Shots together. 12:45pm Shots together. 9:30am Plan B's together.
Stopping for a booty call on the way to a lunch date... Bad form?
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