i don't know what kind of porn he watches.. but that is NOT how you do it...
you busted in the room, ripped the covers off of us, ... and fist pumped
We just watched planet earth in marine bio. And our prof told us that was all we were doing on 420
Pre-St Patricks Day Log: Threw up across a 14ft radius, this is why the irish dont drink tequila
my mom just told me its unladylike to have toothpaste stains on my clothes all the time.. if she only knew.
he built a boat made of joints. holyyy shit
He said female orgasms are a myth and refuses to even try to give me one.
I don't know what he did to me, but he did it wrong. I think my pelvis is broken. I cant even drive without it hurting. What. The. Fuck.
they had to hand cuff you because you wouldn't stop trying to unzip the paramedic's pants...this is why i love you
I'd cum for enchiladas.
I made out with about ten people last night. And four of them were just on the way to my car from the bar. And one was my roommate.
Well if your hearts not big enough, your penis certainly is. Just have a threesome
I apologize in advance for the amount of cleavage I'll be exposing your boyfriend to.
Do you think it would be weird to wear a shirt that says 'big fun small package' from an ex for a first date?
true. but still. you know how big of a sucker i am for a penis and a pretty face.
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