no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
His facebook interests include 'unstrapping velcro'.
I guess you can say it's a tradition... whoever brings home the ugliest guy has to do all the cleaning the next day
almost passed out on the way to class today.. laid down in a construction site. bad idea
its was like we drinking an entire bottle of mystery
When I opened my laptop there was a half eaten little debbie oatmeal cream pie inside.
he asked if i wanted their team name to be " Amandas angels" or " Fuk budies" either way an intermural softball team of all my hook ups from spring semester is just depressing. convenient but depressing
Sorry I dragged you across a parking lot
I woke up to you singing What Makes You Beautiful and trying to blend an avocado with vodka.
does the cute hipster in the kitchen belong to you?
if not i want to bang those glasses off his face
I fucked some frat guy. Then I found my brother after and made him take his shirt off and then I made him tell me he loves me
You would think a husband, a boyfriend, and a vibrator would be enough. But sadly it's not
My roomate had an hour long melt down about her life choices not realizing I was in the middle of having sex... So yea it went pretty horribly.
It isn't about the beer pong. It is about the destruction of the patriarchy.
I'm both gender and math confused
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