proudest moment: just made a guy walk into a parked car with his mouth hanging open cause of the shirt im wearing.
my quiz for the book was only 2 questions and my one answer was sorry and then a sad face
Quiet hours sex sucks. I hate finals.
In Denver there are more bars per capita than any other city also the healthiest city. That means lots of drunk girls and no fatties.
you can feel better about your life now. i slept with a guy who has gold teeth
Ate apple sauce off his penis. Nutritious and slutty.
Omg! I'm gonna have a heat stroke. I'm going to collect my sweat and drink it for a buzz and hydration purposes
I've been smelling a baby wipe for three minutes. I didn't think I was that drunk but I guess I am
He started going down on me while we were watching Land Before Time.
Incredible.
Almost ran over girl selling candy bars for charity. Pretty much obligated to buy at that point.
When i sexted him a pic of my boobs I was worried he was going to notice the dorito crumbs and know I was just eating topless
Come over. And we'll put iced coffee in the bong.
Thanks. It's every girl's dream, right? To blow a bald marketing consultant 12 years her senior?
Hey the moment you step into my house, find me IMMEDIATELY so we can pinky promise on not roping anyone at the party into yet another threesome
they gave me money. the money smells like weed. also they gave me weed
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