wtf someone played my fucking brickbreaker games and lost i had ten fucking lives. ughhh
maybe you did when you were drunk
no way, i wasn't THAT drunk.
I skipped work to stalk him.
Tbell employee was shuffling through my bag, calling off each item i ordered to make sure it was all there. I stopped him halfway through with "guy, don't worry, I'm high as shit, I'll eat anything."
I don't think I have ever puked up that much free breakfast in my life...thank god for Nickle Beers.
All I remember is holding on to the elevator asking it politely to stop spinning
He literally stopped in the middle of sex to look up sex positions on his iPhone...
She just sucked the buffalo sauce out of my beard. I've never been so disgusted and hard in my life.
how the fuck is Katelyn 5'1" and 85 lbs and she tackled a bouncer to the ground?
Hey. Me and my buddy are drunk. you wanna give us tattoos of the hawaiian punch guy we shall pay very well. Seriously dude. no bull shit.
You sent me a cat video and you screaming drunkenly in my background
There was so much jailbait at the festival that there was no other option but to drink my morals away
I assume you passed out however I'm drinking jäger and beer in bed with my cat so your friendship world have been appreciated
I'm just concerned as to why his penis is two different colors.
Not gonna lie I just got drunk and started doing applications because I know I'm going into work tomorrow still drunk
We just finished having sex and as soon as we get out of bed he yells "trust fall" and runs me over
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