Porn is love you can see.
i wonder if detective benson from law and order takes those handcuffs home. i bet she does.
Street performer on bourbon st just lifted a sewer top so I could puke down it. I love New Orleans.
they night at the roxbarryed us. came out of nowhere,bought us shots, and then the big one licked my hand? we got out of that noise.
Craig, a bottle of Jamison, and I had a party on the roof last night. No idea how I got down. My injuries indicate fall...
Please, take the 2 shots of vodka that I left as an apologie.
You me handle of captain and a sorostitute study sesh, if we don't get laid mancards must be relinquished
True love is when you jack off and continue talking to the girl you like
Why do you text me weird shit like this?
fuck you and your stupid hot as hell face
He was talking up his golf swing like other guys talk up their dick. Is this adult dating or just another flavour of douchery?
Went home w the NY Islander in a NY Rangers jersey, needless to say he was pissed
For me the most fucked up part of last night was that I know for a fact that you were sober. But your dancing was a close second.
I HAVE DISCOVERED LONDON AND IT FILLS ME WITH JOY
My liver has officially said "fuck this shit" and escaped from my body.
don't think less of me for this, but i'm pretty sure he did a line off my boob last night.
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