R you on birth control?
No, why?
...no reason
Where the fuck is Rob at, he hasnt answered his phone in like 2 weeks.
Dude Rob died 2 weeks ago wtf?
Holy shit r u serious? How?
Just kidding, but im pretty sure he boned your gf and doesnt want to talk to you.
As a matter of fact my bong is named Hulkamania brother
my orientation roommate looks just like New York of Flavor Flav fame
Then he told me he was 40. I'm not sure if I have enough Daddy issues to go for it
Yea he doesn't really know about any of this yet but my game plan is to keep wowing him with my vagina and cooking skills. It's up too future me to handle the rest.
He doesn't care. He wouldn't care if my vag grew arms and smacked him in the face.
Bad things happen to those who bang their lab partner at the beginning of the semester.
so I'm staring at this cat and wondering..is the tail of the cat the derivative of it's head?
stop getting stoned after studying for a calc final.
i meant to type that i went to that party for shits and giggles, but my phone corrected me and said for shots and goggles...either one works
My mom just said she had more presents to wrap, so I should "smoke some weed & go back to bed"... She really is Santa Claus
Why would you waste your Ritalin on your children?
He isn't understanding any of my Fetty Wap references. He may not be a keeper after all.
This is bullshit, I shit my pants for the 1st time in 30 years, stuck on the 405, fuck this shit.
Depends
Mike's not allowed to drink vodka anymore. He couldn't get his temporary tattoos (stickers) to stick so he super glued them on.
Randomize
