I want to take things slow emotionally, but fast physically
Granted, we were all high and wasted, but the fact that she thought we couldn't see her making out with the charles in charge lookalike bc she was holding up a pillow in front of them is a little ridiculous
Did he look more like 80s Charles in Charge or the old one that had that VH1 show? It makes a difference.
The problem is he wears abercrombie jeans like there's nothing wrong with it
He told me to fart on his lap because the vibrations turned him on
Please dont jizz on my ds screen.
running late. just ran over a dude on a bike
and then she judged me for using my bra as a potholder. hard times my friend, welcome to college.
She gives pretty bad head, but when it's in her dad's Lexus SUV it's tough to complain.
Would it be safe to assume you're the one that left my front door wide open and left yourself a trail of jaeger drops to find your way back?
And before you get all mad cause I said "nipples," I actually discarded "you are so wet right now" and "you have such a raging clit-on right now."
That's called being sensitive.
I would like to apologize once again for rubbing your thigh with my hands and face for a very long time last night.
Grandpa just put 6 jello shots on his plate. My aunt tried to take them away; he flipped her off. Living in the retirement home has hardened him.
His mom came while we were asleep naked and started asking me about my plans after high school... Is that even a thing.
sarahs drunk and is drawing dinosaurs all over the apartment. should i stop her?
whats she drawing them with?
eyeliner
no that's ok
wish he had known he had poison ivy on his cock beforehand... Is calamine okay to put on your vag?..
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