I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
in the morning i found her name, number and address on one of the empty pizza boxes. also said "ps. if you find my shoes please mail to me."
white trash bash was a total success...cops shut it down twice and her hair stayed in rollers all night..she never broke character
You guys tried to boil water to fill up the empty hot tub. After the fourth trip back with the kettle you gave up.
Well, love is in the air. And by that I mean: it seriously smells like sex in here.
I go to a class slightly intoxicated and they bring in a baby. What a life.
pro-tip: weed infused snickerdoodles are far less conspicuous to eat at work than brownies. no one ever suspects the snickerdoodle.
I told you, we're just gonna get ripped and light sparklers
So I just stole my deans keys to break into the dining hall to get coco puffs. I shouldn't have gone to this meeting stoned.
So our trip to Disney World ended in the three of us stripping at a gay club in orlando.
I gave you the craziest sex experiences of your life, the least you could do is let me keep the sweater.
I fully committed to my astronaut costume, to say the least. blacking out on moonshine and having a moonwalk of shame this morning: happy Halloweekend.
So yeah, turns out I enjoy vaguely public group sex. Who knew?
you asked how they got the microwave in the air. we had to explain three times that it was mounted there until you finally feel asleep
Sometimes you have good days, sometimes m you delete 360 screenshots off your camera roll.
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