What did I say to him last night?
Something along the lines of "your not here, I'm going to fuck sam. call me later babe, this won't take long, love you"
all in all not a bad night
Im a photoshop master, i successfully reduced the size of the pupils of all the girls I made out last night with to prove they were not that drunk. So glad the camera goes home with me.
It's like there testing me. My dad kept handing me margaritas and saying "you can take it"
Literally just spent 45 minutes converting my paintball gun to shoot condoms....
If you would give me the chance we might have the two separate pieces of the greatest fuck puzzle ever.
Whoever decided it was a good idea to sell 40's at a bar with life-sized jenga deserves a nobel prize.
I cartwheeled across every street... They tried to stop me but I bit anyone who came near me
I like to get drunk just like anyone else but not to the point of sticking a rubber tube up my asshole
This girl ordered Hershey syrup and red wine and he made it for her
It's not socially acceptable to be drunk in adult world. That fact makes me die a little inside.
I think your dad took our porno
The best part of the night was you shouting "I have to take the LSAT tomorrow" between shots of fireball.
I fully support your bad decision but I do not approve of your unironic use of the word yolo
Yeah but him not going to be sleeping in your sink this time.
High me is so sweet. She left not-high me a fortune from a fortune cookie and 6 packets of soy sauce in my tampon drawer.
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