You're so nebulous sometimes
Even my Mr Clean Magic Eraser can't make last night disappear.
you are the weird ass hat to my lady gaga
Do you think girls in gamma phi sit around and think about how much they suck?
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
I wasn't sure if "you're even prettier in the dark" was a compliment. Hmm.
1. my parents still have sex. 2. being a screamer runs in the family. 3. so much so that i can tell what number of orgasms she's on. 4.so looks like i'm stuck outside a while
Definitely just blazed with the housekeeper. That woman needs a raise
I was the last girl at the bar last night. It was like a battle royale between 10 guys.
Just walked into a random hotel for the free breakfast. How was your night?
I think I'm still drunk and I think you were in my dream (sadly, it was not a sexual bill murray one).
They took the TVs out of the gym and the mini-Mart only had 2% milk. 2015 wants me to be fat
I guess you could say that.. I mean, we did walk in on our DD doing a keg stand thru her ass.
I'm at her wedding and she managed to get every single one night stand I ever had in her wedding party. Why does she hate me?
In any case. I fucked a married couple recently. Know what a straight person would've done there? Been super weirded out by 1/3 of the genitals there, that's what.
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