We got drunk before dinner. People at the other tables were praying for us.
My 16 year old coworker just told me I should take my job more seriously after she watched me puke in the backroom trash can. Fuck teenagers with morals.
I was topless in his bathroom sink taking bong rips , goodmorning . He told me he could get use to this
Before I roll over explain to me why you're naked and on my floor.
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Boys DO look like their dicks. Its like dogs.
Annnnddddd this chick is using a hand puppet made of a sock to give her research presentation...
My gyno overestimated by 3 TIMES the amount of sex we have per week. First of all, he must think I'm a freak. Secondly, I think we should catch up.
She failed the Charleston discretion test, although puking in her armpit was very innovative.
Do you participate in Sunday morning booty calls?
Dammit! I didn't see this message, of course I do.
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Nursing home in NJ just got busted for prostitution and drugs...dropping off my deposit tomorrow
Looks like I've become the Walter White of my PhD cohort.
Gotta wait until my full time offer is confirmed before I try to fuck the mid level manager
NO BABIES. YOUR VAGINA WILL BLEED WITHIN A FORTNIGHT.
Should I apologize for the loud sex I had in his living room? Because I'm not going to.
Definitely not.
that awkward moment when you use blowjob jokes as a segue into coming out as bi
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