his logic is that since hes already cheated on her w me its doesnt count
I just had one of those moments where i was really sad that i'll never get to be asian.
I feel like if you stuck me in a room with all my old toys it'd be the best high ever.
I don't think I can handle being a slut. There is a lot more emotional stress that I never realized.
dude you cant keep breaking into my house just to raid my fridge.. especially at 3AM.
Why don't you throw your vagina at it and see what happens?
oh you know, the usual stuff. getting kicked out of bars and sleeping in cars.
I'm really sorry that I blew your friend in your bed, but to be fair he started it.
I said that I'm avoiding parties and guys, and the freshman girl just laughed
my whole wardrobe smells like substance abuse
I have six new people in my phone that I don't remember adding. One of them is "Bourbon Yeah." Successful evening?
I CALLED IT A FRIENDSHIP. NOT A I WANT YOUR MAN PARTS IN MY LADY PARTS-SHIP.
He just snapchatted me a blank snap that said "miss our sex" Vagina game too strong
I forget, are we banging TA’s for grades this semester or not?
Depends on how cute he is
In celebration of finishing my homework, lets drink tea w/ vodka
Randomize
