now i know why i became what i already was.
All i remember was he was wearing billibong pants... well actually my mom found that out for me.
Of course it's dangerous. Why else would they hire us after we failed the drug test?
I don't know what you drank last night but you really enjoyed the 4 egg body shots.
i DID try to find you last night. i asked where you were and you texted me the letter "e" and a picture of the dark.
The really sad thing is that I actually practiced crawling in my room yesterday in preparation for today
Finals are done.. I just wanna get drunk and pretend I'm a seahorse.
she looks like one of those semi-pretty girls that turns into a 9 while she's riding your cock like she's trying to catch a train on horseback.
Found trail of ibuprofen on ground. I'm like the intervention version of e.t.
he busted into the room with single cheese slices and started yelling "THROW SOME CHEESE ON THAT BITCH"
We hooked up and then we watched game of thrones while he fed me chocolate. I don't see how our benafriendship is a bad thing.
Also, it was so cold in that bathroom that I saw my crap steaming, a first in my life
I made out with 4 out of 4 girls I was out with last night, I'm pretty sure everyone knows I'm a lesbian by now
I just found a ladybug shell in my underwear. What was I doing last night?
I like that they’re all named Christopher or Chris. No need to worry about moaning during!
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