Also my back is semi rug burned and I'm holding you fully responsible.
I would love to give you more rug burn
yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
If I can't get a one-legged man to love me, what the hell chance do I have with a NORMAL guy???
He just found another high guy at wal-mart. There now friends. His friend is eating a cupcake
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Grilled cheese and whiskey for lunch is why i should NEVER be a housewife.
Ong my arms are moving wo my consent
I woke up this morning with a sharpie tramp stamp. Pretty sure it's a picture of a squirrel.
That moment when your whole family facetimed you just moments before you threw up all over the entire living room
Just licked cheese from my hot pocket off my phone. I spilled because I was eating a Popsicle at the same time. Send an adult please
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I was in a competition with shots tonight...shots won.
What can I say I sleep with 40 year old Cougars because my mother gave me away at birth and apparently that's why says my therapist
You're either getting fucked or a coupon to Friendly's. I haven't decided yet.
I'm not winning any crowns in the Miss Emotionally Stable pageant either...
Hope everything goes ok. If it makes you feel better, I straightened vomit into my hair and killed a bird earlier.
when part of the plan includes getting high, i usually forget how the rest of the plan goes.
Randomize