You're a womanizer and a bitch.
i think i just was awoken by the sound of my roommate choking on her boyfriend's dick
She called it mighty mouse.. And from there it was down hill
I am wasted and people are fist pumping. This should not happen on the west coast.
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did u get his digits?
yes his name is chazbangbangbang according to my phone...
Apparently she held up my head the entire 40 minutes, convincing the cab driver that I was okay
and I keep making him eat me out and buying me presents, this is paradise. I wish he cheated on me earlier.
My mouth is so dry that I'm about to put a straw in a jar of Vaseline and chug. This all addi diet definitely has its ups and downs.
I just don't understand how she's willing to go through so much planning and effort just to get a dick inside of her
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I sent him a tit pic on accident and he replied with "nice ass"
The only people who really get me are strippers and mascots for sports teams.
Alas, I cannot find a male suitor sharing my affinity for sport culture who will both manhandle me and treat me with the respect a young Hillary supporter wants and deserves
All I want to do is drink an excessive amount of free alcohol bought from strange men, while taking frequent trips to the bathroom to snort an assortment of illicit drugs off dirty toilet seats. Break cannot get here quick enough...
All right well I’m making her sugar cookies and sleeping with her husband tonight. Just another manic Monday
I was looking at your nipple and it made me think of you
Well I hope so...
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