Bigbird is at the bar Im at. whats her name
Shaq going to Cleveland; Vince Carter to the Magic; Michael Jackson, Farrah Fawcett, and Ed McMahon die.... ARMAGEDDON IS UPON US!!!!!
it was 6 in the morning, and you cried until i put mulan in. then you proceeded to say every word, not to mention sing along... stop drinking.
Judging by the grocery store, everyone stocked up on frozen pizza and beer for the blizzard. If our generation ever faces doomsday, we'll go out smiling.
then mid-sex he looked at me and said "i hope this is as good for you as it is for me" and kept going.
yo your bro wants to know what time he got home and were you hosing him off
I used a jello pudding cup as a shot chaser last night. I'm the Bill Cosby of alcoholics
What i love about my dog is i can lay in bed and masturbate with him at the foot, and he just leaves me alone.
You can't Tinder AND have him bring you icecream in the same night. It messes with your vagina.
Actually here it's more "lie around naked in a dark room" weather.
He wore socks while I was giving him head. I couldn't even focus on his penis because of the socks.
It's a special kind of bond when your gay brother takes pics of you topless at a frat party.
You're the only person I know who would go to New Jersey to give a blowjob and I have so much respect for you for it
so i was thinking... those 6 am shots weren't really needed.
True I am eskimo brothers with every one of my room mates, but it was only two girls. And 9 outta 10 times I was first
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