Your an asshole
Actually, it's "you're an asshole"
My point exactly
he wouldnt have sex with me because his guild had a misson on world of warcraft.
it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
I wish my new phone didn't autocorrect so well. People will never experience the magic of my drunk texts because they think I'm making a coherent statement.
So many stories. To uyou are sober. I heart you though. Jesus. Dirrty dancing jusyt came oine!!no. Lie.
You Were screaming "Im trying to get it in" and "stop cock blocking" while i threw you in the car
I demand visitation hours with the duck.
I was really stoned haha. I had sex with her while I cooked scrambled eggs.
Damn, it's been so long since I had sex I could use the cobwebs from my vagina to decorate for Halloween.
Why do I feel like I need to drink to feel better about the things I do when I'm drunk
You should really look at your snapstory. It has us screaming " MANSION DICK! SUCK IT! FUCK IT!" By the way im currently in a mansion and need you to pick me up
I lost a fight last night. By that I mean I head butt the bar and busted my lip open.
my very deepest apologies for the unintentional cock block.
I cannot, in good conscience, let you talk to a guy who wears Chaps and a knit beanie
He's smoked my weed, stolen my cigarettes, and used my campus cash, but I try to initiate sex and NOWWW he's all "As your RA, that's a line I can't cross"
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