He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
what has become of my life if the best thing thats happened to me this week is that i discovered my cleavage as the best hiding spot ever for weed.
i'm saving my butt for my wedding night
she was trying to give me a handjob in biology class while we were learning about the penis.
the mandatory saturday morning class for those written up by RA's turned into a gold mine...just met EVERY hot chick that parties.
The only thing I can remember you saying is "I won't cut pizza like this when I'm older."
4 am. She strained the mac and cheese onto her legs. She has no skin.
there was a kid getting taken out of the waterpark handcuffed to a wheelchair singing "tryna catch me ridin dirty"
Someone's having a good night if they're getting gummi bears and Astroglide.
I walked outside an you were laying down talking to a star about your life. That's when I took the bottle of jack away...
Her roommate was talking on her cell when I came out of the bedroom and I definitely heard her describe how shitty and terrified I looked. Awesome.
Is kiddo a correct name to call someone who you stuck your dick in?
Walking actually physically hurts. We should do it again some time.
I just want to find somebody intelligent enough to trick my parents into thinking she's not a trophy wife. Is that too much to ask?
If I lock her out of the apartment right now would the neighbors have grounds to sue?
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