i'm dressed up like the coppertone baby and being hit on a guy in a monk costume. the irony is not lost on me.
Chicago was legit, ate some badass pizza and gave a cig to a crackhead..its all i thought it would be
he asked me to put his condom on because he couldn't see without his glasses
All he was doing was sitting in the car, staring. We asked him what was wrong and he just turned, smiled, and said "everything has its own pair of boots"
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all of his pictures were taken on a library computer, how did you even consider fucking him?
Welll when you have a beer at 8:30 am you've already decided whaat kind of Sunday it ism
Did you sleep with Connor? And who undressed me? There's a picture of two guys peeing out my bedroom window. What happened?
He's high as balls tripping balls and doing a reenactment of the scene where Buzz jumps off the balcony and can't fly to his soundtrack of Toy Story.
Haha yeah my head's fine..sorry about the dent in your fridge.
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If I come home tho and find u passed out naked in my bed with the bottle of crown empty, we're gonna have issues.
I'm sorry, I can't help the fact that I like to sleep naked, and I like booze, together it looks bad, yes.
Does this mean I don't have to apologize for launching about 20 bead necklaces at you from the balcony?
When in doubt, it's too much cheese
Got caught peeing in public. Sucks. It was a police station. Sucks worse.
is it fun? or sober?
the raccoons are back...
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