Its not alright that i make out with a manican.
so she asking me "is it okay to have dangling labias?"
Coming down off exstacy at a church event. Resisting the urge to dance to the church hymns.
small problem..I have a major exam in the morning so I might have to go to the library after the party
so no drinking for you?
don't be silly
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Fuck men. I'm going to go eat a package of cookie dough and get fat. I hope I die of salmonella.
they call him Oral-B. enough said
I just called him "young grasshopper" in a conversation. THIS is why I don't get numbers when I'm sober
You know how I've been hooking up with my ex? Well he told me he loved me and I said I was just there for sex so let's get it done. He looked sad, but he did it anyways. And life was good again.
There is a positive side to a sinus infection. Exclusively cowgirl sex. I've convinced her I'd pass out if I had to do the work.
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I just wanna be like "dude your gf's on a porn site" but i just dont know if i have the heart.
I think my vagina has grown over, not unlike earring holes when not used in a long amount of time.
Just try not to burn your pubes off with sparklers this year.
No promises
So do I get to ride the beginning of the November stache or what?
Plus who wants to live somewhere tom jerked off? No one.
I want to respect them as people, but really I just want to have sex with them.
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