You know your creepy when you look at recently tagged facebook photos of girls you want to hook up with and they include prom pictures
I was looking through my facebook friends list to see how many ppl on the list i've hooked up with, and was effectively reminded of my failed friendships, relationships, fuck budy-ships, friends with benefits, and "i cant remember if i ever did shit with him but we're awkward now" ships.
its summer. and we all know college gfs do not count in summer.
college gfs dont count ever. theyre like getting corn rows in jamaica. you feel cool at the time. then you go home and people make fun of you.
eating mexican with the mother in law. this meal made her decide to tell us about her colon cleansing diet
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
Everytime I think about NYE, my gag reflex kicks in.
sorry I didn't call you. I had your number saved as "girl that offered bj but didn't follow thru".
I am currently eating pure cake frosting...I am not sure how I was ever referred to as a responsible adult.
Quiet hours sex sucks. I hate finals.
Jessi just used the excuse "it's not you it's me" to get out of getting a lap dance.
Walked in on my boss having phone sex at work... and somehow this didnt bother nor embaress him
Power lunch with dad, pain pills and tequila shots. Dad does Monday hard.
I found one of those wine glass confetti bits in my ass crack.
She asked me if I would fuck her with my storm trooper mask on
You went to pound town last night and chow town this morning. Boy you need a passport.
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