the next pure michigan commercial i see, i am going to pee in a fucking lake
I can no longer count the number of girls I've banged on my fingers and toes. It's like being born again.
You know you are bi when you flip between the NFL Network and LOGO.
he came so fast he could have be employed at jimmy johns
the orgasm was like being thrown to the other end of reality, so getting a nosebleed from it wasnt too upsetting at that point
they night at the roxbarryed us. came out of nowhere,bought us shots, and then the big one licked my hand? we got out of that noise.
We got a 5L jug of wine for 3 Euro. Italy was a good choice.
She is ok w me having sex for money. Just gotta find rich grandmas.
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
He told me he loved me. I didn't know what to say so i just squirted the baby oil at him
Brought some lesbians back to the light side of the force
I got bit by a peacock. That's how hard shit went down last night.
I realize my mistake but don't you dare school me in cock, young man
How was the party
I came home with only one shoe, a t shirt tied around my shoeless foot and I was covered in motor oil. Oh and my shorts were inside out. So you tell me
I think I won an award for shitting and vomiting at the same time.
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