When she sits down, she uses her fat rolls like an arm rest.
Yeah. We was talkin. Its ok. My bed is too filled with pam for sex. Its like a slip and slide of butter product.
I just took went to the bathroom and it smelt like blue curococo... I didn't flush yet so head on up if you wanna know what a good night smells like.
her cat watched me eat her out... I would use the alternate term for both of those things but it's too weird.
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She nearly killed the mood when she said "Don't cum on my spray tan"
my mom just asked if she should wash your furry handcuffs with the lights or darks
where are you?
Hypothermia
Apparently suggesting that she was the kind of girl who might be expected to kill someone's pets hurt her feelings...
sleeping in bed with your booty calls married sister...you're the stuff heroes are made of.
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Oh that could end badly if you get them mixed up.. you know who I think you should focus on?? THE ONE WITH THE BIG BLACK COCK, just sayin
Haha keeping the dream alive until Chinese New Year. I'm jobless with stitches in my face.
Yeah but then I feel like it's worth it like bro you just stabbed me the least you can do is get me a fuckin otter pop.
I accidently sent a dick pic to the group chat with her family. Right after they all said it was a pleasure having me for dinner. Wana drink with me?
He tripped and fell all the way to the ground and then stood right back with out spilling a drop of his 3/4 full glass of rum and coke. It was like watching something from the matrix
I don't think getting eaten out in a smart car behind a circle-k on my break by a guy I just met classifies as social distancing, but I'm beginning to love night shift more and more.
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