Your tits are I can't wait for
I puked in a mailbox on the way back from your house.
yeah i like to chase my xanax with prozac and then viagra. you're up...and then you're UP
Don't be mad at me. I know peeing in your drawer is 1 thing and peeing on you while you're sleeping is another, but im sorry..i love you
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So I vaguely remember making out with you this morning, I think you were on a date?
She makes walking on a treadmill look like a porno. I wish I could send over shots as an ice breaker.
That's effing brilliant. We should start a business.
I like to take my ritalin one pill at a time with each pill spaced out a couple minutes so I feel like I'm going super saiyan when they kick in.
Ok she stopped using her fork and knife and is legit eating that steak using her hands.
Hey also tomorrow casually bring up wearing crocs to your sister's wedding
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THE FASTEST WAY TO MY HEART IS THROUGH FAMILY SIZED BAGS OF GENERIC BRAND CHEESE BALLS
He was 6'5 and wearing a kilt, how could I not fuck him
just found a picture from last night.
the one of you riding a horse with nothing but a bulletproof vest on?
uhm.... no?...
VIVE LA RESISTANCE
Oh god, what now?
This girl was in the river screaming that someone didn't love her anymore...that's when the guy in a kilt claimed her...
Y'all let us switch shirts in the middle of 200 people....why did you let me get this drunk by noon?
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