bad idea #53- masterbating while on period.
This isn't the rejection hotline, is it?
i was puking in the toilet, he walked in and to talk to me and started puking in the sink.. Could this be my perfect man??
Omg. The strippers are having a batman vs spiderman showdown. Both on stage. Genius.
and on the fourth day, god made foam parties.
all I remember is repeatedly winking at the fire marshall while he was counting the people in the bar
My prof gave me extra credit for drawing a ninja on my paper and writing "ninja will up my grade"
He looked like he was trying to woo a lady version of himself by playing goblin music on his guitar.
Dude my doctor just legit got down on her knees and loudly begged me to do my pap smear
I feel as though I look like a mom with a substance abuse problem
I've had to take two showers today and it's not even 1 o'clock. Why won't this weekend wash off?
It's a little hazey but I think I tried to request Nelly last night. There was no dj. Not sure who I was talking to
it was the kind of sex that I don't even know how my hair extentions are still in
Dude someone puked in a bowl n put it in the fridge. I thought it was salsa! Who does that?
I picked up a towel, and butt beads fell out of it.
Oh yeah... Surprise!
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