Just FYI I rubbed poison oak on all your sheets and blankets so we all will know who you hooked up with (in about a day)
I'm scared
There's nothing to be scared of. My penis is average size.
That's what I'm afraid of
I'm so hungover that the internet is hard.
His was the first dick to ever be in my mouth... Of course I'm going to the wedding.
She threw up a whole curly fry. A. WHOLE. CURLY. FRY.
Well unless he sent his sperm via fedex, this baby isnt his
fell asleep with the bong in the pool, weirdest tan line ever
I hope your sleeping good cuz when u wake up im punching you square in the face
I am just going to stick my boobs out and hope for the best
We fucked on shrooms. It's like his dick was a beam of light and when I came I turned into a prism and my orgasms were made of rainbows.
Getting "I couldn't find the front door so I climbed in through window" drunk seems to be a habit of yours
Sometimes I think about the fact that I lost my virginity while watching anime and I wonder what that says about me
Ur creepiness is now affecting my life and I'm not okay with it
I have acquired a mango...tonight is successful so far
Her name is susan
That's true. Ask me when I'm not fucked up. Nvm hold on. Btw. Wikipedia dinosaur. It's fascinating
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