:O -> O: ... that's emoticon for "he threw up in my mouth while we were making out"
So he said if we had sex he'd take me to Build A Bear. My virginity is so worth a trip to build a bear.
You're 20.
IT'S BUILD A BEAR!
And whoever invented the condom should be put to death.
Just think, if your stepsister would've gotten knocked up 2 years earlier, she could've had a TV show. What a bitch.
i've met an abundance of virgins and guys who where flip flops, i thinks there's a correlation
Also managed to rip my pants and set myself on fire. And oddly enough I'm still not ready to ask for 2010 back.
Also, I threw up on the playground again. I've honestly had more fun there this past summer than I did in my entire childhood.
nothing like a walk of shame in front of a cnn news crew to start the morning off right
Dude, i don't know. I don't remember anything after we started chanting/playing "shot of gin."
WHY DO I WANT TO FUCK EVERY GUY THAT BREATHES
i want to shrink myself down to penis size, climb inside of her pussy and just live there for a few months.
For 15 minutes straight, he literally did every accent there was, from Russian to Bostonian. The issue: no one could determine whether he was sober, wasted, or anywhere in between
yeah, but I wanna be the girl that makes him realize he's 100% gay
God help them if any millennials are in the vicinity. Rent is too high and we no longer fear death
He has a wall filled with panties from past hook ups. So no, I didn't fuck him.
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