its time to go be "that drunk guy nobody knows"....again.
she makes me feel like im THAT guy in the taylor swift song
The only pictures he has from one of the biggest football weekends is an album titled "I miss my dog" filled with tons of pictures of his dog and him. This relationship must end.
I love the moment a guy admits defeat against the front clasping bra.
Well, according to foursquare I checked in "@under the bushes" at 3:27am. This could explain some things.
That's cool, I just have to let the dogs out AND SO HELP ME GOD IF YOU TEXT ME BAHA MEN LYRICS WE ARE NOT FRIENDS.
One is full of apple juice. One is full of tequila. This is real russian roulette my friend.
I made him a flow chart of what to do if I got arrested.
At this point the smell of shame has become my natural musk
I'm working on finding a bottomless situation. Both pants and mimosas.
Are we on the same shift tomorrow and more importantly do you want your pants back?
like are we talking 'quick beer' bad or 'break out the real vodka' bad
Go makeout with Mickey Mouse so we can get FastPass tickets
I see more hoeing in ur future
she referred to her cum as “pussy butter” so needless to say we had a good night
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