Not good, Ive never been this late. We need to talk.
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He was in me and said I can't believe this happened because of facebook. MOOD KILLER.
i lnow ive slrrwsdy teted you this. but goddamn girl on tv is a good song
I'm literally partying with O.J. Simpson's son right now. I don't know what to make of this.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I haven't seen any of my friends sober in months. We have classes together.
Just got booked to do a bachelorette party for a polygamist wedding. And notice I only text you to rub things in your face and show you my life shits on yours. Daily.
Why were you having sex on top of my left over pizza in the kitchen?
I woke up naked with a $20 bill taped to my titty, so I must of had fun.
yeah she's crazy. she fought a possum in my alley because it was "being a cagey little cunt"
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I didn't know what to say so I just sent him a chicken emoji
I think about him when I masturbate so I guess you could call it love
Dentist appt at 2pm get milk poured on my tits by 2am
A marvelous 12 hours
It was hands down the most magical fuck I've ever had
It was the only fuck you've ever had..
You were laying on the floor coloring a "get well soon' card for your liver...
I've been trying to masturbate for the longest time now and so far I've accomplished getting tangled in my computer battery cord and phone charger and hitting my knee on my laptop.
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