You should ask if we are margaritasing tomorrow. and yes i did just turn that into a verb
his mom and I have the same butterfly tramp stamp. don't ask how that came up
I will never get the visual of you crying while chewing christmas lights out of my head
He pocket texted me while I was blowing him in the car...What are the odds?
Considering how often you blow him,high.
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His dad asked what he was doing so he texted his FATHER a picture of me wearing his shirt in his bed.
Thanks, girl! That means a lot. I can't wait to share my jail stories with you over salad and cupcakes.
I miss the "How many Grindr hits can I get while performing in an elementary school?" game.
He bought you footie pajamas. Shit's pretty serious.
Everyone should know the rule that if your dicks touch during a threeway you just make lightsaber noises and move on.
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I think I used my NERF gun during sexual roleplay. Need to re-evaluate my life choices.
Does me being hung over take away from how professional I can be today?
Well I can't be held accountable to know every which time you slid a finger here or slid a finger there. I'm way too busy getting close to climaxing to document these things.
I called him a "Beautiful Bastard" with "Beautiful Bastard Hair". That is how you pick up a guy from Denmark.
For the record you're a very classy lady and your love for and mastery of strap-ons is amazing. I would gladly marry you and father your offspring
You know its an epic night when omar the garbage man gives you a ride home at 6 in the morning.
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