Well, what part of "I've heard she has crabs" didn't you take into consideration?
Be here at 3:30. We'll find out how much beer can fit in a Mini Cooper.
If you fool around, take the WHITE sweatshirt off of her first. It's mine, and I don't like your cum nearly as much as she does.
she walked out and i tried to get her to come back but i couldn't remember her name so i just whistled... future reference: that doesn't work
It looks like someone bombed the living room with his and your clothes, bra, packing peanuts, nerf gun and ammo, rc helicopter, leftover chinese food and a leather paddle.
Will you just get over yourself and come over here and give me that dick...then you can go back home and continue to cry over us breaking up. Thank you
They have a stripper pole on their deck. Normal.
You know what, don't say anything. You all made fun on me for saying I would fuck him junior year when he taught us algebra and six years later, HERE I AM.
Please don't mistake my med student status for responsibility. I'm drinking tequila while studying vascular surgery techniques.
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
Booty calls should never involve the cops.
I can't tell if I'm still on the hangover from last night, or if I'm experiencing the one from tomorrow, because it was so powerful that it actually traveled back through time...
You fell in the corner and refused to get up unless someone helped you. And then you crawled under the pool table and took a nap.
I told the American that we should start banging in Canada incase I get hurt and have to go to the hospital.. is that rude to say?
Turns out naked twister is less fun than it sounds. I can never look Lee in the eye again. But Aimee's boobs are glorious.
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