this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
i got turned down by a girl after she saw how big my penis was and she said "thats not goin in me"
i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
Throwing up while listening to pandora radio. Don't tell me my life doesn't have theme music.
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When I find myself drinking from a boot I just go with it and refuse to ask why.
She just rubbed her face all over pool chalk. I feel like it's time to go
well that explains the french fry and ketchup packet rolled into the wasitband of my sweats. thank you drunk me.
This weekend was suppose to be a 'smoke weed and stare at things' weekend. Not a 'spend all my rent money partying with Europeans till 8 am' weekend
Yeah but those French chicks did get naked
raced the clock twice to day to see if i could get off before my computer died and before i left for my noon bar crawl... win, win
lets go back to having secrets in our friendship
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His cuteness will no longer contol my vagina
Girl it's 3:30 get your life together and come enjoy a bowl, some coffee and a brownie with me
She just sent me a message. It's a poem, about eternal love, that she wrote, about us. Just because I took her home two nights - doesn't mean it's eternal love.
Do you remember the bathroom attendant when he put out his hand for a tip and you gave him a high five?
My weirdest encounter with a stranger though was when for some reason they just gave me a box of unopened socks. Needless to say, I never used them.
that moment you remember partying with someone several years ago.. and don't remember if you slept with them or not.
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