you want to go make fun of the strippers on try out night
i got kicked out last time for laughing
I can always tell its time to do laundry when my vibrator doesn't stay covered up in my sock drawer.
Have you ever wondered what your stripper song would be?
why the fuck would he compare you to sexy aquatic creatures?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Selling Girl Scout Cookies outside bars for higher than retail value has got to be the most profitable idea. Ever.
Im pretty sure by the fifth subway ride after going in circles the four times prior, we all just accepted that we werent making the concert and should instead enjoy our magical weed and tequila laced journey.
Who was the girl that woke me up at 4am to tell me "there's an emergency, we need you to come smoke weed"
I consider my hand a solid 5. So if I'm dipping below a 7.5, I might as well go with old faithful.
They had to take me to the ER because I got a concussion in a parking garage. Not partying with lesbians for a while
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
i just smoked marajunia from a shotgun barrell. what have you done today?
Everyone thinks I'm sleeping but I'm actually just melting.
I shaved my entire vagina for a man who had the personality of a potato and a C- orgasm. Life is a series of disappointments.
Isis wins if we don't have the loudest, kinkiest sex in every part of my house tomorrow
A log hopped out of the fireplace and caught the carpet on fire. Good summary of this election if you ask me.
dollar rum and cokes, see you on the dark side of infinity
Randomize